Friday, August 14, 2020

Homework Excuses

Homework Excuses With all the energy I had, I biked as fast as I can until I lost control and hit a husky. The bike landed on my head, the bees swarmed my face, and the husky bit my arms. Due to this I was unable to read, think, or write properly in order to do my homework. As an excellent student, I cannot possibly submit work that is not completed with my best effort. Meeting deadlines and staying open to communicating with a customer is another pillar of our writing policy. No missed deadlines รข€" 97% of assignments are completed in time. I'm truly sorry teacher for not doing my homework. I hope you understand the gravity of the situation and extend some manner of leniency. While taking my binder from class, I ran into a stampeding herd of rushing students that uniformly marched to their cars to go home from an exhausted day. I could not fight the flow of traffic and through my persistent pushing, I lost grip of my binder and watched it sweep away under the feet of my peers. Following both with my eyes and feet I tried to run after it, watching it pursue a trail further and further away from me. Finally reaching the outskirts of the parking lot, I ran after it and was suddenly stopped in my tracks as the stampeding students turned into vicious road raged cars trying to escape the campus. Within minutes, my binder becomes the very road in which my peers drove upon, and papers are shattered across the street like dust. My homework papers returned to nature in a more digestible form. Being a student is great, but sometimes it is really tough and challenging. You may want to pay for homework to get rid of troubles. It is a common practice, and we are glad that we can assist you with it. You pay someone to do your homework and don't worry about deadlines and paper quality. Neither will you spend sleepless nights to complete the paper. You pay for homework, and our authors waive any rights on the documents they create for you. Our customer becomes the only owner and can use these papers as he or she wishes. However, yesterday my house was a crucial breaking point in the space-time continuum. Completion of my homework within this junction would at best would improve my grade in this class, but at worst bring a total collapse to this localized region of space and time. For the good of the group, and the future of the human race, I could not do my homework. Join the army of satisfied customers by ordering your ideal homework today! Contact our managers to find out all the details. We hand-pick the best candidates among those seeking to get a position of an academic writer on our team. Fulfilling all writing assignments from scratch is must-do for every expert, new and already-established alike. As I was biking home, I heard an ear-splitting buzzing sound so I instantaneously turned around to distinguish it. I was shocked to see a swarm of bees ready to harass me. Last night when I was taking a break from my walk home I found an article online that said stress leads to many health problems. Well, when I saw this the homework you assigned us troubled me because it was a very stressful bit of work you gave us. The article also said that relaxing would lengthen ones life. So I looked at the big picture and figured my general health was more important than a homework assignment in the long run. I did not know how to tell you this, but I have no pencil's at my house on account of my family taking on this new kind of lifestyle. They have become environmentalist extremists, meaning they don't want anything in the house that was killed to be used. After they saw me take out my paper and pencil to start on this miraculous homework assignment they immediately began tearing up the pieces in my face. Maybe if you gave me another chance sir, I could go and do all my work in the library and turn it in later today. Before I went home from school, I slathered on a large amount of hair beeswax to maintain my attractive image before I went out in public.

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